Jackie Treehorn Productions T-Shirt
Inspired by The Big Lebowski (1998)
"Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!"
- Jackie Treehorn
Printed on a heavy cotton tee, this is a tongue in cheek design paying homage to Off World's favourite p*rn producer, Jackie Treehorn.
I mean, it's designed to look the part too with a distressed-style print that gives the print, not the t-shirt itself, an aged look. This can be seen by zooming on the product images.
So, if your feeling tropical, like to draw d*cks on notepads and think people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone, this is the tee for you!
The Big Lebowski was a classic of the modern era. Weaving the absurd and surreal predicaments of a stoner with a grievance towards the way that his rug was treated, kidnapping, swinging naked painting, and Autobahn.
In reality, there was very little to compare before or after this movie came out and to be honest, this seems to be one of the things that always make a film stand the time test, it's plot was interesting and unique. But, that oversimplifies what it is that the Coen's do so well.
Managing to turn the dark moments absurd, the dryness of the humour, it's all just perfect in its lack of perfection.
Of all the films John Goodman has starred in, this is allegedly his favourite. That makes my stomach feel warm for some reason.
Dudeness is an entire way of life and I am gonna explain why. One of the quotes that The Dude says in the film is "The Dude abides".
This quote is a reference to Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but the Earth abides forever."
From this what I suggest that are able to conclude is that a true Dude, much like the Earth, can weather change and chaos around them, but still remain the same.
This is why I think that Dudeness is a genderless way of life that means you move like water in the easiest flow, whilst trying to be good in your intent. Rock on Dudes!
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
- Seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar
This design is printed on a heavy cotton unisex style t-shirt. Our size guide also shows what the equivalent (or closest to it) size would be in a UK Women's size. Feel free to ask if you are not sure though.
Our feedback on the sizing is that it is pretty true to the size guide provided, so if you are always an XL, we would say that this would be true with this garment too.
This is a regular fit 100% Cotton T-Shirt.*
* Sport Grey & Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
This is not official merchandise and is not intended to be passed off in any way as being an officially licensed t-shirt.
We create original designs to pay homage to pop culture references in our own unique way.
Standard T-Shirt Size Guide
|Garment Size||Chest (inch | cm)||Length (inch | cm)||Eqv. Women's Size|
|S||36-38 | 86-92||28 | 71||10-12|
|M||38-40 | 96-102||29 | 74||12-14|
|L||42-44 | 106-112||30 | 76||14-16|
|XL||46-48 | 116-122||31 | 79||16-18|
|2XL||50-52 | 126-132||32 | 81||20-22|
|3XL||54-56 | 136-142||33 | 84||24-26|
|4XL||58-60 | 146-152||34 | 86||28-30|
|5XL||62-64 | 156-162||35 | 89||32-34|
Shipping (with delivery confirmation):
|Shipping Zone||Shipping Type||Order Price||Shipping Price (£)|
|United Kingdom||2-5 Working Days||Any Order||FREE|
|International||5-15 Working Days||Any Order||FREE|
Tracked delivery options are also available on international orders.
We are currently operational and working in a particularly futuristic fashion.
When you order something from us, we have a network of printing providers around the world that help us to fulfill that order.
If you order in the UK, it gets made up right here in England and shipped out to you within a couple of days.
Our current turnaround on orders is 2-3 working days, to get them dispatched out to you, with delivery to follow.
When you order internationally, we use one of our earth bound production hubs to get your order made up and sent out to you.
What this means:
1: Your item is made using a digital printing method where the design is printed directly onto your shirt. The quality of these prints is something to behold, as you can see if you check out our reviews.
We have over 20 years experience combined between us and know a great looking print when we see one. And more importantly, we know how to do it...
B: Your items are passed through a high heat tunnel prior to dispatch to 'cure' the inks, but this also does a pretty good job of making sure your garments are as clean as can be before they get packaged up and posted to you.
2: We get to reduce our waste, can make new products our focus, and you still get great quality prints.
D: This does affect delivery times on items. Normally this would be quicker, but to ensure safety and social distancing is adhered to, please allow a few days for dispatch.
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