"Now try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T. rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this: a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no he slashes at you here, or here or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So, you know try to show a little respect."
- Dr. Alan Grant
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
- Seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar
This design is printed on a heavy cotton unisex style t-shirt. Our size guide also shows what the equivalent (or closest to it) size would be in a UK Women's size. Feel free to ask if you are not sure though.
Our feedback on the sizing is that it is pretty true to the size guide provided, so if you are always an XL, we would say that this would be true with this garment too.
This is a regular fit 100% Cotton T-Shirt.*
* Sport Grey & Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
This is not official merchandise and is not intended to be passed off in any way as being an officially licensed t-shirt.
We create original designs to pay homage to pop culture references in our own unique way.