The Clansman Sh*tehole T-Shirt

Inspired by Still Game (2002-2019)

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Introducing The Clansman Sh*tehole T-Shirt: Show Your Love for the Iconic Scottish Pub!

Raise a glass to The Clansman and Boaby, the beloved characters from the hit Scottish TV series, with this timeless t-shirt that captures the essence of the iconic pub. Crafted from a premium cotton blend, this shirt's original design will always stay in style. It's the perfect gift for any fan of Still Game or anyone looking to express their love for beer, football, banter, and plastic chairs.

Step into The Clansman: A Warm Welcome Awaits

Step into The Clansman, the heartwarming Scottish pub that may be a little run-down but is a welcoming sight on a cold winter's day. It's where laughter flows as freely as the pints and the patrons teeter on the edge of hilarity, making it the perfect spot for those who appreciate a good laugh. Our design ensures that you can easily read and showcase the essence of this iconic location, sparking conversations and bringing back fond memories.

A Place that Knows What You Need

Remember to leave extra room in your pockets for a whisky flask and a tissue from the loo roll. While it may not have ladies dancing upstairs or 8-tracks spinning out on the bar top, when you step into The Clansman, you'll feel like you're walking into somewhere that knows what you need when nobody else does! It's a place where friendships are forged, stories are shared, and the atmosphere is filled with warmth and camaraderie.

Premium Comfort and Style

Because you deserve both comfort and style, our t-shirts are meticulously crafted with soft cotton, ensuring durability and making for a breathable fabric. We take great pride in using only the best quality t-shirts, designed and printed in Britain. Our 100% cotton shirts (excluding some colours, please see below) are the perfect blank canvas for our original and unique designs, allowing you to proudly express your love for Still Game and The Clansman.

T-Shirt Details:

  • Taped neck and shoulders provide added comfort and enhance the garment's durability.
  • The tear-away label ensures a seamless wearing experience without any annoying tags.
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems contribute to the shirt's longevity, allowing you to enjoy it for years.
  • Preshrunk jersey knit guarantees a perfect fit, so you can confidently wear your t-shirt right out of the box.
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate the centre crease, our shirts maintain a crisp and polished look, even after multiple wears and washes.
  • The seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar adds a touch of style and sophistication to the overall design, making it suitable for any occasion.

Size and Fit Information:

This design is printed on a heavy cotton unisex t-shirt, ensuring a comfortable and flattering fit for both men and women alike. Our size guide provides the closest equivalent to a UK Women's size, helping you find the perfect fit for your unique body shape. If you have any uncertainties or questions about sizing, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help and ensure you have the best shopping experience possible.

Important Note:

Please note that this is not official merchandise and is not intended to be passed off as licensed apparel. At Off World Tees, we create original designs to pay homage to pop culture references uniquely. We're passionate about capturing the essence and spirit of beloved characters and places like The Clansman and Boaby. We ensure that fans can proudly display their love and appreciation through our high-quality clothing.

Order Your The Clansman Sh*tehole T-Shirt and Step into The Clansman Spirit!

So, whether you're a die-hard fan of Still Game or simply someone who appreciates the warmth and camaraderie of The Clansman, this t-shirt is an ideal addition to your wardrobe. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement about your love for Scottish culture, sense of humour, and appreciation for life's simple pleasures. Step into The Clansman and let the good times roll!

Standard T-Shirt Size Guide

Garment Size Chest (inch | cm) Length (inch | cm) Eqv. Women's Size
S 36-38 | 86-92 28 | 71 10-12
M 38-40 | 96-102 29 | 74 12-14
L 42-44 | 106-112 30 | 76 14-16
XL 46-48 | 116-122 31 | 79 16-18
2XL 50-52 | 126-132 32 | 81 20-22
3XL 54-56 | 136-142 33 | 84 24-26
4XL 58-60 | 146-152 34 | 86 28-30
5XL 62-64 | 156-162 35 | 89 32-34

Delivery Information

Shipping (with delivery confirmation):

 Shipping Zone Shipping Type Order Price Shipping Price (£)
United Kingdom 2-5 Working Days Any Order FREE
International 5-15 Working Days Any Order FREE


Tracked delivery options are also available on international orders.

Delivery Times

We are currently operational and working in a particularly futuristic fashion. 

When you order something from us, we have a network of printing providers around the world that help us to fulfill that order. 

If you order in the UK, it gets made up right here in England and shipped out to you within a couple of days. 

Our current turnaround on orders is 2-3 working days, to get them dispatched out to you, with delivery to follow. 

When you order internationally, we use one of our earth bound production hubs to get your order made up and sent out to you. 

What this means:

1: Your item is made using a digital printing method where the design is printed directly onto your shirt. The quality of these prints is something to behold, as you can see if you check out our reviews. 

We have over 20 years experience combined between us and know a great looking print when we see one. And more importantly, we know how to do it...

B: Your items are passed through a high heat tunnel prior to dispatch to 'cure' the inks, but this also does a pretty good job of making sure your garments are as clean as can be before they get packaged up and posted to you.

2: We get to reduce our waste, can make new products our focus, and you still get great quality prints.

D: This does affect delivery times on items. Normally this would be quicker, but to ensure safety and social distancing is adhered to, please allow a few days for dispatch.

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Now, we're not expecting professional-grade photography skills or a fancy studio setup. We're looking for something different, something that stands out from the crowd. Your bedroom might be great, but we want to be blown away by your creativity and imagination. Think outside the box, and let your inner artist shine.

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When you slip on an Off World Tees t-shirt, you're not just wearing clothing – you're immersing yourself in a world of nostalgia and excitement. Our designs are carefully curated to capture the essence of beloved movies and TV shows, transporting you back in time to relive those iconic moments that have shaped our culture. It's no wonder our community can't help but express their enthusiasm for our clothing.

But it's not just about the designs. Our commitment to quality is unparalleled. Each garment is crafted with precision and care, using premium materials that ensure both comfort and durability. We understand that true fans deserve nothing less than the best, and we take pride in delivering on that promise.

What truly sets Off World Tees apart is our attention to detail. Every aspect of our products, from the stitching to the colour accuracy, is meticulously considered to bring you a truly immersive experience. We want you to feel like an integral part of your favourite movies and TV shows when you wear our clothing, and our community of satisfied customers can attest to the success of our endeavors.

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