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"I Love The Dark But I Hate Nature!"

- Chunk

Show off your love for a classic adventure with this high-quality Goonies-Inspired T-Shirt!

Channel your inner adventurer and pay homage to a timeless favourite with our top-notch Goonies Inspired T-Shirt from Off World Tees. This unisex tee is crafted from heavy cotton and has impressive features that guarantee comfort and durability. Get ready to be impressed:


  • Taped neck and shoulders for extra sturdiness
  • Tear-away label for enhanced comfort
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for added durability
  • Preshrunk jersey knit fabric for a consistent fit
  • Quarter-turned design to eliminate centre creasing
  • Seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar for a sleek finish

To help you find your perfect fit, consult our size guide or feel free to reach out for assistance. Our customers have raved about the accurate sizing of our Goonies Inspired T-Shirt, so you can confidently order your usual size.

Made with love from 100% cotton*, except for our Sport Grey & Antique Heathers options, crafted from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for that extra touch of style.

Embark on a Goonies-inspired adventure with this stellar tee!

Inspired by the heartwarming tale of young Mikey and his pals facing home foreclosures in Astoria's Goon Docks, this design captures the spirit of their unforgettable weekend. Over the years, the Goonies have sparked rumours of adaptations, from comic book series to video games and movies.

Fun Fact: Dave Grusin's catchy chase music is a remake of Handel's sarabande, initially used in Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, Barry Lyndon.

The Goonies: Adventure in the Sewers of Monstro Town

A 1985 video game by Datasoft received rave reviews and was nominated for Best Handheld Game at the 1986 Golden Joystick Awards. Join Mikey or Chachi and team up with Data SM to foil Xaverious' plans of turning monsters into eggs for his pet dragon Beaky to devour on Halloween night.

Iconic Scenes at Cannon Beach

Iconic scenes from The Goonies were immortalized on film at Cannon Beach, just an hour south of Astoria. Take a bike ride through Ecola State Park like Brand, or seek out the Lighthouse Gang's hideout near Haystack Rock. This expansive beach offers long walks, shallow pools, and breathtaking sea formations that transport the Goonies into an unforgettable treasure hunt - just like the adventure depicted on this Goonies-Inspired T-Shirt.

Featuring Incredible Actors

Featuring incredible actors like Josh Brolin, Sean Astin, and Corey Feldman, The Goonies captivated America with the daring escapades of its misfit adventurers in Oregon. Even today, fans flock to Astoria to explore iconic filming locations that still hold their magic.

A Nostalgic Goonies-Inspired T-Shirt

It's time for a new generation of adventurers to experience the enchantment of The Goonies by sporting this nostalgic Goonies Inspired T-Shirt. As children come of age, they can discover and relate to the captivating 1985 cult classic set along Oregon's rain-soaked coast.

Explore Downtown Astoria

Downtown Astoria's charming streets along the Columbia River and iconic bridge set the stage for the film's thrilling chase scene. While poor weather conditions changed the intended shooting location for the finale, the area remains integral to Goonies' history.

Please note: Our Goonies Inspired T-Shirt is not official merchandise and is not intended to be misrepresented as such. We pride ourselves on creating original designs that pay tribute to pop culture references in our unique way.

Standard T-Shirt Size Guide

Garment Size Chest (inch | cm) Length (inch | cm) Eqv. Women's Size
S 36-38 | 86-92 28 | 71 10-12
M 38-40 | 96-102 29 | 74 12-14
L 42-44 | 106-112 30 | 76 14-16
XL 46-48 | 116-122 31 | 79 16-18
2XL 50-52 | 126-132 32 | 81 20-22
3XL 54-56 | 136-142 33 | 84 24-26
4XL 58-60 | 146-152 34 | 86 28-30
5XL 62-64 | 156-162 35 | 89 32-34

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International 5-15 Working Days Any Order FREE


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When you order internationally, we use one of our earth bound production hubs to get your order made up and sent out to you. 

What this means:

1: Your item is made using a digital printing method where the design is printed directly onto your shirt. The quality of these prints is something to behold, as you can see if you check out our reviews. 

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