One-Eyed Willy's Goon Cove Rum T-Shirt

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Inspired by The Goonies (1985)

£19.99 £18.99

  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
  • Seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar
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    T-Shirt Details

    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Tear away label
    • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
    • Preshrunk jersey knit
    • Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
    • Seamless double-needle 2.2 cm collar

    This design is printed on a heavy cotton unisex style t-shirt. Our size guide also shows what the equivalent (or closest to it) size would be in a UK Women's size. Feel free to ask if you are not sure though.

    Our feedback on the sizing is that it is pretty true to the size guide provided, so if you are always an XL, we would say that this would be true with this garment too.

    This is a regular fit 100% Cotton T-Shirt.*

    * Sport Grey & Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester

    Geeky Stuff

    Faced with the possibility of their homes in Astoria's Goon Docks area being foreclosed on by a country club, ten-year old Mikey and his friends reunite for one last weekend together.

    In 2007 rumors began to spread that adaptations were coming out including an comic book series from Marvel Comics as well other media like video games or movies-- but it wasn't until 2020 when Fox commissioned Sarah Watson who created The Bold Type, about women filmmakers working at sea level whose ambitions lead them down unfamiliar paths; this time around instead though she takes us back thirty years earlier during 1985 Oregon coast Rainier mountain range where kids' lives are changed forever after they discover something. 

    By the way, if Dave Grusin's catchy chase music sounds subliminally familiar, believe it or not, it's a remake of Handel's sarabande, the original of which is used in Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece Barry Lyndon.


    Datasoft's 1985 video game, The Goonies: Adventure in the sewers of Monstro Town (or How a Group Of Kids Saved One Little Monster), is an interactive adventure that takes place right outside your window. It has been called "infectiously good" and was even nominated for Best Handheld Game at the 1986 Golden Joystick Awards!

    In this fun-filled action/adventure story you play as either Mikey or Chachi who must work together with Data SM to stop Xaverious from turning all monsters into eggs so they can be eaten by his pet dragon Beaky before it happens on Halloween night

    The Goonies' most iconic images come from Cannon Beach, an hour south of Astoria. These include Brand's ride on the girl's bike through wooded hills near Ecola State Park and Lighthouse Gang's rugged hideout with Haystack Rock as its backdrop!

    It's incredibly vast, perfect for long walks, wading in and out of shallow pools and marveling at the formations jutting out of the sea that helped the Goonies on their treasure hunt.

    The Goonies was a group of misfits and diminutive Indiana Joneses - played by Josh Brolin, Sean Astin (and Corey Feldman) among others. However with more swearing in movies such as this one they became well known throughout America for their adventures around Oregon .

    If you drive near the top of Skyline Avenue, on windy days when it intersects with Valley Street and looks out over town, then there's a good chance that Corey Feldman's character Mouth lived in this neighborhood. 

    The premise of exploring your own town in search of the world's most awesome treasure and finding it is basically every kid's fantasy.

    The Goondocks are not a single neighborhood, but rather the town itself in Astoria Oregon. Mikey and friends grew up there so much that they were willing to risk their lives for it - which shows how integral this location was onscreen when we first meet them at age 12!

    All grown up, original fans of The Goonies need to pass on their legacy. Now that kids are coming into the age where they can relate more closely with this 1985 cult classic about an adventure along rain-soaked Oregon coast; these future adventurers should relive it themselves!

    The downtown Astoria area is a network of walkable streets along the Columbia River, topped by an iconic bridge spanning it.

    Downtown plays an important role in the first chase scene, in which the other bad guys - the comically dysfunctional Fratelli family - escape from jail.

    According to Alderman, this was the planned shooting location for the finale of The Goonies, on the other hand, bad weather and thunder scuttled those plans.


    This is not official merchandise and is not intended to be passed off in any way as being an officially licensed t-shirt.

    We create original designs to pay homage to pop culture references in our own unique way.


    About this product

    This design is printed on a high quality, heavy cotton t shirt. We choose a heavy cotton t shirt for the durability that it can offer from having the slightly thicker cotton.

    It's also good in the cooler months, so becomes a year round addition to your wardrobe.

    The sizing on the heavy cotton tees is also more generous, giving a loosely fitting body, that's as comfortable as it looks. For more details on sizing, please click on the size guides tab.

    With this being a unisex tee, this what would have been called a men's t shirt in years gone by, however this really doesn't accurately describe who buys the t shirt.

    For guys buying the t shirt, then you should be good to buy your normal sizing. 

    For women, the sizing will be inline with a standard tee. If you live with someone that has a unisex tee you can try on, do it and see what size it is. If that fits as you want, you're good to we go. If not, please try using the size guide to get an idea of how this compares to UK women's sizing.

    Material: 100% cotton.*

    • Seamless twin needle collar.
    • Taped neck and shoulders.
    • Tubular body.
    • Twin needle sleeves and hem.
    • Tear out label.

    Weight: White 170 gsm, Cols 180 gsm

    Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.

    *Antiques and sport grey 90% cotton/10% polyester.

    **Ash 99% cotton/1% polyester.

    Midnight, blackberry, dark heather, heather sapphire, graphite heather, lilac, russet, safety pink, sunset and tweed 50% cotton/50% polyester.

    Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

    Off World Tees Size Guide

    Standard T-Shirts

    Garment Size Chest (inch | cm) Length (inch | cm) Eqv. Women's Size
    S 36-38 | 86-92 28 | 71 10-12
    M 38-40 | 96-102 29 | 74 12-14
    L 42-44 | 106-112 30 | 76 14-16
    XL 46-48 | 116-122 31 | 79 16-18
    2XL 50-52 | 126-132 32 | 81 20-22
    3XL 54-56 | 136-142 33 | 84 24-26
    4XL 58-60 | 146-152 34 | 86 28-30
    5XL 62-64 | 156-162 35 | 89 32-34

    S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL


    Black, Navy, Charcoal, Red, Royal, Military Green, Cardinal Red, Irish Green, Purple, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather


    If you order in the UK, it gets made up right here in Blighty and shipped out to you within a couple of days. 

    Our current turnaround on orders is 2-4 working days to get them in the post to you.

    When you order internationally, we use one of our earth bound production hubs to get your order made up and sent out to you. 

    We currently have production hubs within the following countries, don't worry if your country is not on the list though, we choose the closest one to get your order to you as quickly as possible.

    Australia, Canada, Czech Republic, Germany, United Kingdom, United States.

    UK Orders up to £29.99 = £2.95

    UK Orders Over £30 = FREE

    International Orders up to £49.99 = £3.95

    International Orders Over £50 = FREE


    We use a printing method with our items called DTG, or, Direct to Garment. This is different to screen printing, though it has been around for a while.

    Over the last five years, it has become a much bigger part of printing in general and is beneficial to us for a couple of reasons. 

    Number 1 being that we are experts at DTG, both in managing the artwork so that it looks as good as it can, and in the process itself, we have the technical expertise to be able to make the process really work for us.

    So when you order a product from us each item is made especially for, and sent out to you.

    This process currently is taking 3-5 working days to complete the shipping of orders.

    Your print once received, will look awesome and if it is anything other than that, we will get that sorted out!

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